paradiddlesjosh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Luigi`s Unlucky Day]

I like it.

I thought it was funny, even though it was random. I wish the boots were more involved than just in the beginning, but beggars can't be choosers. Please make more flash movies.

And don't forget to have some pie! (OMFG PIE!)

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

First of all, things..

IllWill, thank you for a not-funny cartoon. I think a lot of people could take this kinda ranting to heart and ACTUALLY do something. However, just because it is a flash does not mean it has to be animated.

If you think this is shit (which it isn't, you stupid hentai-whacking-off-to-douche bags), than think about this. The ClockCrew is CONSTANTLY doing this shit at 3x this pace, and they get good scores FOR SHIT FLASHES. If you want to be putting down IllWill here for not pleasing you, take your low-life-pissy-whining shit somewhere where it matters. And also, I'd like to see you do one better and make front page. This guy is a genius with a style all his own. His cartoons make me laugh (not cheap, actually laugh) because it's not stupid toilet humor (even that is funny, thank you Beavis and Butthead); it's quality and sarcastic humor.

So think about it. Does it really make sense to dog Mr. IllWill when the ClockCrew does this shit 5x a week for 3 months? I think not.

[Another Day Two]

Hey, Galbytorix!

Tell me, how many six-year-olds have you seen make a frame-by-frame cartoon? I know I haven't.

Dim, this series is truly amazing. I'm beginning to think fbf isn't so bad (or so hard or so easy) after all. Good work! You deserve some pie.

OMFG pie! OMFG

[R.I.P. Pingo]

That dialtone hurt my fuckin' eardrums!

No offense dudes, but when you're gonna pick annoying sounds, lay the dial tones. Those can kill people, y'know. God, I'm gonna need to see a doctor tomorrow.

[Sonic Insanity 1]

Hey! I only got two things to say that antagonize.

1. The missing music in places
2. The missing sound and voice actors.

Otherwise, that was some pretty badass spriting. If I were you, I'd consider doing more of these BUT with the two things I have up there. 5/5, 9/10

[legacy of kain animated]

That... was... amazing...

I don't think I've seen a single LoK flash on here. And this looks like its frame-by-frame. Very well done, especially for your first submission. This is what a front-pager should be.

Have some pie.

[Code Veronica: Flash Edn]

Dammit! I missed the secret!

I saw the thing to click on and didn't click it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Anydangway, nice job Joseph. You deserve some pie.

[Snoofalah Sucks]

And who the fuckity fuck are you, "scorchdragon?"

I think you're fulla shit, man. This cartoon's probably ten times better than what YOU can make with Flash.

Nice job on the flash. It's obvious you were pullin' for comedy for this one. And although many may not agree, I think this is pretty good. Have some pie. :-)

[PSM: Blam Police]

Guy Below Me = Full of Shit

There aren't too many things in music I have to disagree with people on, but you can't say SlipKnoT is bad. And besides that, what the fuck does "fack" mean, anyway?

With that out of the way, great job. You deserve some pie.

[Encore:Bush n Osama Show]

Very good flash. Have some pie.

I know you're not pickin' sides, so I'm not gonna say anything (I happen to oppose Bush but rooted for him in the 2004 election soley because Kerry is a dipshit), but that is the funniest Loony Tunes parody on here. Great job. ^
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