paradiddlesjosh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Castlevania SoTN Alt Bat]

I liked the original Alt. Ending, but this...

This is just too hilarious to just pass by!

Awesome movie.

[Metal Gear Awesome]

Hey Jellofan!

What you deserve is NOTHING! Now shut up and have some pie. Great flash, dude.

[FFVII: 66 Hit Combo]

C'mon now...

That's an unfair estimate of Cloud. It takes 66 hits from Sephiroth to just KNOCK OUT Cloud, but it only takes 16 hits (Omnislash) for Cloud to frigg'n kill Sephi!

Nice work though.

Michelangelo responds:

i wouldnt know, but ill give you the benefit of the doubt ;P

[FF7 Viva la revolution]

Very awesome.

Very, very good Flash. I'll bet it's better with voices to go with animations, but I understand that thye have compromised the 5 mb limit. Still, very good Flash and tell VGCats they're getting a pie. But... SO ARE YOU!!!!

OFMG pie! OMFG

[eBaums world dot com]

Here's the funniest thing

The other day I saw this Flash ON eBaumsworld. How retarded does this Bauman guy have to be?

Great job, dude.

[C&K Excellent Adventure]

Very cool.

I really liked the music and the animation of the flash. I still can't believe two kids would go to all that trouble for a gumball, though. Still, it probably wouldn't have been so funny if the kid just had a quarter!

Overall, I give it a 5/5. Have some pie!

OMFG PIE!

Quimera responds:

It would be such a sad flash if the had a quarter XD

[Herpes And You!]

Very well done!

I hope your bio teacher had a sense of humor. In my opinion, this was great work. Although you probably should've put a preloader in, it ws still great. And dead-on info too. Have some pie on me. (OMFG PIE!)

[O.N.E.]

I liked this a lot.

It wasn't just because the music though. The animation was really solid and smooth. Was it done in frame-by-frame? I'm really glad this is number one in the scores of all time, 'cause it really deserves it. Please, make more Flash cartoons since you're an awesome creator and animator.

P.S.: I'm not a big fan of "Mainstream-Top-40-Hits" songs and I still thought the 'toon was cool. It really wasn't just about the music.

[-=Alien Hominid Tribute=-]

Heh. I actually got a cheap laugh out of this.

If not for stupid reviewers, this might not have gotten the "Turd of the Week" award.

However, it's time for some stats:

Good things
-Good job getting people together for another collab.
-Sounds were pretty good, they just weren't to my taste.

Bad things
-Animation could've been MUCH better. It looks as though you weren't even trying -- or maybe this is what you wanted it to be. In which case, I'm sure it could've still been better.
-I realize this Flash was just pokin' fun at Alien Hominid, but don't you think this stuff is starting to get old? Sometimes you just gotta grow, dudes.

Hopefully my advice at least reaches you, if not help you for your next Flash. But keep the skull-fuck joke. That was some funny shit.

Starberry responds:

yes the animation was lacking but we were not trying for much here really.

i don't see how our material is more overused than anything you have listed in your favorites :/.

[Link vs Darklink]

Guy below me = Severe jack-ass.

I thought this movie was good. I especially liked the part at the end when Link became the Fierce Deity (from LoZ: MJ). Unfortunately for you, some people either never played that game or never got the mask, but it's plainly obvious that you weren't ripping off DBZ. If you choose to continue this, I hope Link/Fierce Deity wins, but you don't have to conform to my likings if you don't want to.