Score: 8

"Crappy drawings, huh?"

submission: Awesome Dave [Pilot ]

date: June 6, 2005

I gotta say more like half-way decent drawings. I mean, I had stuff worse than that in a thirty-second flash I sent in today (it was blammed, see the obituary. I'm told it's number 23). Oh, well. Nice job.

Score: 7

"This was awesome."

submission: Stirred Not Shaken: DAD

date: June 6, 2005

So, you were working on this project for three or four months? I suppose that would happen since it was supposed to be a collab, right? I've been working on a project of my own for the last week and a half. Well, anyway, great job you did. Have some pie.

Score: 6

"Well... I liked it, at least."

submission: I Want My Trix

date: June 4, 2005

The animation was iffy, but I liked the idea. Especially of Ahnuld shooting the Rabbit after saying the catch-phrase. Good show.

Score: 8

"Thank you!"

submission: Flash4beginners

date: June 2, 2005

I've been lookin' for some time for a flash tutorial that teaches most, if not all. FlashKit's some help, but it doesn't cover everything - at least, not in detail. Great work, and I hope this helps me much more (everyone reading - look for my first flash sometime this summer!)

Score: 9

"That...."

submission: Metal Gear Solid: STS's

date: May 3, 2005

That was the female imitation of Snake I've ever heard. And it wasn't really that bad anyway. The constant censoring was pretty fu-*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*-
ing funny, too, if not just a half-second off.
Get part 2 out asap. I look forward to seeing more from you.

Score: 8

"Great Flash."

submission: YAAFM 10: 50 Cent

date: April 29, 2005

You could say I'm a bit like Altsang and not be too much of an "opinionated little shit", but I'm not. I whole-heartedly agree with your Flash movie's message. Now, I can see why the "fans" of "Fiddy" can be a little bit pissed, but you're unfortunately the minority on this arguement. If you're gonna get pissed about a cartoon knifing at 50-Cent, then you are the fucking moron. It's a FUCKING JOKE, For GOD's SAKE!
As for my so-called "opinion" on Fifty-Cent, his "style of music" is just like any other rapper/hip-hop icon - Take up 4 minutes and 30 seconds of someone's time by either dissing some other rapper, or talking about how you beat the fuck out of somebody. NOBODY CARES!

Score: 7

"Great work, despite the knock-off-ness."

submission: Nutsy & Klutsy: Ep. 1

date: April 19, 2005

I personally liked the 'toon. I don't care what anybody says. Besides, what the FUCK is wrong with knocking off Ren and Stimpy, or stealing Sponge-Boob Square-Shorts jokes? It's a FUCKING CARTOON! IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE FUN OF SHIT!

Score: 9

"I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!"

submission: The Real Mortal Kombat 1

date: April 13, 2005

Actually, I challenge you to make episode 2! If you can't, it's MK time, penis-wrinkle!

Score: 7

"Pretty damn funny..."

submission: Safe Sex?

date: April 11, 2005

If I wanted to see Spielberg, I would've seen a pay-per-view of his next movie. But today, I wanted to see a low-graphical quality funny safe-sex cartoon. Sir, you have made my day.

The facts:
-The movie was pretty short.
-The humor was obvious but good.
-Your Flash style is pretty great, although this is coming from a reviewer who has yet to submit a cartoon to NG.

IN conclusion, great job!

Score: 10

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUU- BAM!!!! So good."

submission: Powerfox V.3

date: January 30, 2005

This game is the most kick-ass PF game yet. The first two sucked, but hey - there'd be no v3 without v1 and v2. Gratz, man.