Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Avondale, AZ
Job: Flash and Music Guy
I <sarcasm>love</sarca sm> the assumption that just because I have no Flash that made it past the Portal, that means I know nothing about cartoons and games. :P
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I'm not a big fan of clay, but I thought this was pretty good work. Nice job. Have some pie. :-)
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"And who exactly taught you how to make Flash?"
I agree with LeadPipeProductions. Clocks really are the bane of NG, although sprites wouldn't be so bad if people knew how to use 'em right. In any case, the Clock Crew doesn't own NG, this poor excuse for a Flash collab is a piece of shit, and you 5 don't know how to take critizism. None of you are any good at this, and it looks like you're not striving to improve -- rather, you're purposely sitting in the hole you dug yourself in trying to feed your bullshit 10-second add-on to everyone watching. I know I can't have my 3 minutes back, but what I do want is some improvement.
Otherwise NG will be doomed to being flooded by shit like this.
Author's Response:
And who exactly taught _YOU_ how to make Flash?
Oh... thats right...you don't know how :(
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But not enough chainsaws. The plot's easy to find and the 'toon's better when you find it, but still: So many swears. That really wasn't extreme. It was extremely gay. So to hell with that moron who insulted Bugs Bunny.
Back to the point: Have some pie.
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This was excellent. But I still don't get the whole Halo-worm thing goin' on. Don't bother explaining it; I'd rather not know. Anydangway, this did so well for your first Flash that I wanna give you a congratulatory Apple Pie award!
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This was pretty good, despite the lack of sync. It's no problem, but if you get a chance, fix it. Either way, you also compressed your file, so good job. Have some pie.
Author's Response:
I never did compress it, actually. It was a tiny file as it is, so I just didn't think it was necesary, lol. I did try to resync it when it didn't work on my comp by messing with everything and trying to make it look good, then when I uploaded it, to my horror it was un-sync'd again! Next time I just won't mess with it.
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"This was THE funniest LotR parody since ORtRTA!"
This kicked so much ass, I'm still laughing!!!! Have some vagina pie, muthafucker!
Author's Response:
Lol. Thanks man. I appreciate it. And yes, I think I will have some vagina pie. Have some lucky charms!
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This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen on the front page since the Real Mortal Kombat (maybe I've been missin' crap, but still!). Great job, and it stinks that you've got so much talent with Flash and yet had your project hindered by a trial period. I can't wait 'til you update it!
In the meantime, have some pie.
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For a kid making it and the fact it's a sprite movie, I think this is pretty good. Good job. Have some pie.
Author's Response:
Thanks!
That Pie Tastes good,, Got any more?
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I used to fall off of my bike a lot, too. Anydangway, good job.
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Thanks so much for teaching me how to make a preloader, but for some reason, it doesn't work when I test my movie. Do I have the ActionScript wrong or something (it says I do; I have Flash generate a report for me every time I test or export a movie to look for errors)?
Here's what I put in:
_root.stop();
PercentLoaded = (root.GetBytesLoaded() / root.GetBytesTotal() * 100;
PercentLoadedRound=Math.round(PercentLoaded);
if (PercentLoaded !=100){
setProperty(loadbar, _xscale, PercentLoaded);}
else {
gotoAndStop(3);}
What did I do wrong?
Anydangway, great tut.
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