Score: 6

"The flamers haven't hit the nail on the head yet"

submission: :: Tips ::

date: March 13, 2007

Graphics: Perhaps it is time Foamy got a fresh, updated look? I understand well enough that what's popular isn't always right, but in this case it would suit you and others better if you did a new Foamy look. 6/10

Style: You have a "unique" style, though it is apparent that copycats are around (clock crew). Unfortunately, this could use some tweaking as well.

You used to do story arcs; what happened to them? 7/10

Sound: Foamy doesn't sound so good anymore. 4/10

Violence: What violence was there? The only thing remotely close was Foamy chucking that was of money in the beginning. 0/10

Interactivity: I don't think this has ever been above a three. You have a play button, a replay button, and a link to your site. 2/10

Humor: It was funny, but not so much this time. Story arc, please? 5/10

Overall: 6/10. You really ought to take some of this advice to heart. But I mean actual advice; the Clocks know next to nothing.

~Joshy676

Score: 9

"Give yourself a hand, my friend"

submission: -Chop Suey-

date: March 6, 2007

Was that FbF? It looked like it was; regardless, I loved that little 2 minute marvel of Flash animation. Keep it up!

Got any more Dick Cheese to animate? Please say yes! xD

Score: 7

"Keicho, you musta been high..."

submission: A&K Battle Rocks

date: January 9, 2007

Never, EVER has Joseph Blanchette said he is the undisputed greatest Flash artist ever. NEVER.

People, if you're going to review, review fairly. I'll quote the paragraph that half of you FAILED to read beforehand:

"If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated."

I'm willing to bet you're the same people that, when taking those tests to see if you can read directions, you do all the stupid crap said test says.
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Now that the crap about bad reviews are out of the way, now I'll review the movie:

Graphics: 8/10 ~ I like the chibi style, though this time it wasn't the greatest. The animation's a bit too simple, though; a bit slow at times.

Style: 9/10 ~ I like your style. Period.

Sound: 9/10 ~ I love that song... The peeps are right, though. It could use some sound effects. But I understand that you wanted it to be a music video.

Violence: 1/10 ~ There was a lack; no worries though.

Interactivity: 1/10 ~ Not much here, but it's not a game.

Humor: 8/10 ~ I share your sense of humor. I liked it.

Overall: 7/10 ~ Not your best, but I still liked it.

Good work and I liked it,
~Joshy676

Score: 9

"Nice."

submission: Sunday Comics & Toons 004

date: September 25, 2006

Finally something with my works makes the front page. Thanks for using my music.

Score: 10

"Very, VERY worthy of tens all around."

submission: Decline of Video Gaming 2

date: August 9, 2006

I think this makes the fifteenth time I've watched the whole Decline series all the way through. Very, very good job, guys. Stay awesome.

P.S. I'm gonna go ahead and say that the Head of Square-Enix is a dirty, rotten, no-good gilseller.

Score: 9

"I'm rating the series so far as a whole."

submission: Zelda: Heroic Rage 8

date: July 29, 2006

Very, very awesome. Having not seen the seven before it (and kicking myself for not, even though I decided to see them all before seeing this one), I found this to be a very, very good interpretation of the never-ending strife that is the Hyrule Universe.

My brother and I are planning on making a Flash that melds the storylines of Castlevania: SotN, FF7, and Zelda: Ocarina of Time+Majora's Mask together. It'll be a serious Flash like this series, but it'll probably feature some weirdness from the different games, being that each game is set in different time periods (Zelda being in the distant past, SotN being 200 years ago, and FF7 being in the not-so-distant future), but other reviewers reading this, I wouldn't hold your breath because we're still trying to perfect our Flash skills before submitting it.

As for your series though, I really liked the interactive parts in the series (which was a nice break considering the majority of movies that don't like user interaction other than hitting the play button), and the "Link dies" plot twist. But that leads me to wonder -- Does Malon become the new Princess Zelda?

Please, please! Continue this series to the bitter end. It's a nice change from the other, more light-hearted Zelda spin-offs on NG.

Have some pie.

OMFG PIE!

Score: 7

"Thanks for using my music!"

submission: SSBM Collab

date: July 20, 2006

I don't have too much to say about this flash, but let me start saying something anyway:

Graphics: It's almost as good as sprites get. Could be better, as others have said. Experiment with different things like framerate and tween types and I'll bet you could make something that blows this out of the water.

Style: Better than most collabs out there. Seriously. Outside of The Matrix Owns You, TSAH, and a few classics, there's nothing really great on NG collab-wise. Or maybe it's because the Star Syndicate is high on the idea of crappy collabs about buttsex. I don't care.

Sound: You used my music! Only three other people have done it, and you're the only one who used it so far not in a game and using the whole thing. If there's any other music you guys need from me, take it.

Violence: Lots of it. 'Nuff said.

Interactivity: There's a low-quality DVD-style menu and a play button. At least I get to click something.

Humor: It wasn't really funny, but most things with lots of action aren't really funny anyway.

Thanks for reading my review, and there's some pie in it for you if you guys continue to improve.

OMFG PIE!

Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: TANKMEN

date: June 30, 2006

That was awesome. Period. It's so awesome, it got on the front page before it passed judgment. Hellz yeah.

Have some pie.

(OMFG PIE!)

Score: 10

"I've been defeated..."

submission: 3d logic

date: June 1, 2006

Level 19 is a cruel mistress...

Very good game, dude. Have some pie.

Score: 10

"VERY HILARIOUS."

submission: Trannyformers!

date: May 20, 2006

In every respect of the word. Great visuals, sound was good IMO, and the very idea was great. Good job!